thecrimsonvalley:

When you read really good smut texts and all of a sudden they start writing dialogue such as “Oh take me hard in the ass!” and “Yes, fill me with your cum!”

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How to block Sponsored Posts on your Dashboard

nekomimiclay:

ookiepigster:

Tumblr has recently introduced Sponsored Posts. These posts can come from anyone, regardless of whether or not you follow them, and are primarily for advertising. If you want to block them, simply install Tumblr Savior and blacklist “sponsored_badge_icon” (without the quotes).

Oh wow OK let’s please signal boost this because some recent ones have been GIFs of horror and so on, and that makes Tumblr incredibly unsafe for a good amount of people. S:

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thecrimsonvalley:

This Thursday I was reminded that some people really can’t read of other peoples bodies and how those people should have to take a class in how to behave in a civilized society. 

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alicexz:

She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.
Cleaned up a WIP of War from earlier but it’s still pretty messy. Eventually I’ll do the rest of the Apocalyptic Horsepeople, oooor the universe will give me a Good Omens movie/show!!!

alicexz:

She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.

Cleaned up a WIP of War from earlier but it’s still pretty messy. Eventually I’ll do the rest of the Apocalyptic Horsepeople, oooor the universe will give me a Good Omens movie/show!!!

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femgie-flames:

Venting with Scar Symmetry

dduane:

azurelunatic:

mamasam:

tonyabbot:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

lonelyinsomniac:

samsaranmusing:

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes—OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

"Dynamics of a fucking asteroid" indeed

At least it drew us a flower before it left…

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shigaretto:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.
Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

omg

shigaretto:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

omg

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jessicadegouw:

onlysaneman:

If we mutually follow each other on here there’s at least a 20% chance I’ve referred to you in a real life conversation as “someone I know”

  

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lumikettu:

rollingpenny:

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

I must see this.

Went on a little search. Yes, this is a true, they are finding out the people who’ve sent death threats, told a person repeatedly to kill themselves etc. and telling them to explain their actions in person. Here’s a summary of the first episode:

The team then visits three trolls: a man involved in a hateful and aggressive Internet campaign accusing a woman of lying about rape accusations, which drove her to attempting suicide; a man who harassed journalist Elisabet Höglund, who has received death threats and attacks on her looks and age; and a woman who has posted thousands of racist comments online and threatened writer and commentator Kawa Zolfagary.

Read more about #Trolljägarna on PolicyMic.

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shadowenza:

My part of the art trade with yami-pimea

AAah, it looks great!! Look at that expression of fury from the spy… Brr… I wouldn’t like to be the person who had hurt his son (yes I have lots of feels for dad!spy).
Thank you so much! °u°

shadowenza:

My part of the art trade with yami-pimea

AAah, it looks great!! Look at that expression of fury from the spy… Brr… I wouldn’t like to be the person who had hurt his son (yes I have lots of feels for dad!spy).

Thank you so much! °u°